HONOR THE BLACK WOMAN

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN

Can take a week of left over scraps and make a gourmet meal
Can cuss a man out, then make love to him that night and make him feel like a king.
Can wear a burgundy french roll, 3 inch heels and a split up her thigh to work and make it look professional

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN

Can wear the hell out of spandex
Can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A+ student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken underprivileged And disenfranchised.
Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company.
Can go from the boardroom to the block and “keep it real” in both places.
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN

Can put a Black man and his non-Black date on pins and needles just by walking into the room.
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends
Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy
Can make a child happy on Christmas day even if he didn’t get a thing
Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other races
Can be 75 years old and look 45.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN

Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN can be the mother of civilization.

Author unknown

FOR MY SISTAHS

In a round table discussion about whether reincarnation was really possible,
a financially struggling single woman said, ” I want to come back as a rich white woman’s poodle that’s pampered and rides around all day in her luxury car.”
A tired waitress said, ” I want to come back rich and make a lot of money and be mega-super recording star.”
The frustrated computer technician said, “If I can come back, I want to be the President, so I can change a lot of things about this world near and far”
I sat and thought about it. I said, ” I don’t know if it’s possible…. but if I can….. Lord, please let me come back a Black Woman!

 by Jewel Diamond Taylor

 

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2 responses to “HONOR THE BLACK WOMAN

  1. That was Humorous , Yet Tight.. I Like

  2. Dejah

    That was humorous and so true loved it!!!

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